WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Love ya, Justin.~<3

My name's Kennedy, I'm 15, brown hair, blue eyes, Aquarius, Dog, etc., etc. =D I love animals, food, women and Sho. =D

"I like clothes, you know. I dig fabrics. One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.' But when you're in the woods you're like, 'Is there an asshole out here?' They look like trees."

"It's easier being a single mother when you are neither single, nor the mother."

"I cried when I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet. And then I laughed really hard."

"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'"

"I have good news and bad news for you. The good news is that you're perfectly healthy. The bad news is that you have cancer."

"Naw dude, independent films are those black and white hippy movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding."

"Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die. And when I'm swimming, sometimes I'm not sure which one it is. I gotta go by the outfit. Pants - uh oh. Bathing suit - okay. Naked - we'll see. Should I be swimming faster, or am I getting laid?"

"It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation."

"Women weird me out. I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

"Don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."

"Farewell, Brian, I'm off to the deep blue sea! Soon I'll be surrounded by seamen. Sperm whales and seamen.... Oh, look, a swallow!"

"There are living among two dutiful daughters.

Of a man who possesses two beautiful daughters.

You cannot know, nor yet try to guess,

The sweet soothingness of their caress.

The outstanding genius of this pair is understood by few.

They are so rare.

Compared with these two every man is a fool,

The world was most honored that they should deign to rule.

And I worship the power of these lovely two,

With that adoring love known to so few.

'Tis indeed a miracle one must feel,

That two such heavenly creatures are real,

Both sets of eyes they're different for,

They hold many mysteries strange,

Impassively, they watch the race of men decay and change.

Hatred burning bright in the brown eyes, with enemies for fuel,

Icy scorn glitters in the grey eyes, contemptuous and cruel.

And why are men such fools?

They will not realize the wisdom that is hidden behind those strange eyes.

And these wonder people are you and I."

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